Submitted for your approval: In this “Twilight Zone” election year, Democrats are thinking they might snatch victory out of the jaws of defeat. They're right. It’s increasingly likely, and increasingly they can thank the jaws of the Tea Party. Nationwide, and in state capitols, what was…
Having known her for as long as we have, we understand why the Waco animal shelter didn’t bother to give her a name. While all the other dogs had names assigned to pique a potential suitor’s interest, the card on her holding pen read, “Unadoptable.” We took her anyway. I…
Another merchant has lost my business, this time a barber. And it’s unfortunate, because my hair and I are in the market. I’d love to hand someone money to manage what fiber remains on my head, but I won’t sit there and endure a forced march through the brain of Glenn Beck in the process.…
Disregard the trail of blood they’ve wrought, the cumulative protection falsely assigned them. Say this much about guns: At least they allow certain folks to get specific about “freedom.” Surely I’m not the only one who’s noticed. Those who get most melodic about “freedom” trail off into mumbles on lyrics…