Time to govern? Harrumph

    In Blazing Saddles, cross-eyed Gov. William J. Le Petomane, hearing the town of Rock Ridge has met disaster at the hands of outlaws, announces to his coterie:     “We’ve got to protect our phony baloney jobs, gentleman. We must do something about this immediately, immediately, immediately.”      “Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph!” goes his…

That voodoo that they do

    One can’t paint recent job figures as anything but dismal. However, anyone who says the economy is grim across the board isn’t paying attention.    “Board” is an apropos word. Boards — as in “chairmen of the” — have been doing spectacularly of late. In the last year, annualized corporate profits rose 42 percent. In…