So, what’s going on up there? A ping-pong ball’s contest with two walls? A sonar search for seaweed? Beep . . . Beep . . . Beep. What’s going on up there, QAnon supporters? You are frantic about threats to children, or so you…
At 3:20 p.m. Mountain Time Oct. 13 in the ballot drop box at the Larimer County Courthouse, Fort Collins, Colo., I solemnly cast my vote to consign Donald Trump to the criminal justice system. The most corrupt president in U.S. history knows that the only thing that separates him…
The Biden flyswatters are sold out. Hurry now, though, and you can have a Mike Pence bobble-head with Insecta Diptera perched just above his study brow – as seen on TV. Flies seek things rotten. When that now-famous fly chose a place to land in last…
Ten months and 200,000-plus deaths after it knew what we know now about this virus, the White House is saving some lives. Cramped, mask-less campaign rallies. Canceled. Sycophantic fundraisers. Canceled. Red-clad gatherings hosted by the Super-Spreader himself. Cancelled. Lives saved. Good information and precautions suddenly are enunciated.…