So, what’s going on up there? A ping-pong ball’s contest with two walls? A sonar search for seaweed? Beep . . . Beep . . . Beep. What’s going on up there, QAnon supporters? You are frantic about threats to children, or so you…
At 3:20 p.m. Mountain Time Oct. 13 in the ballot drop box at the Larimer County Courthouse, Fort Collins, Colo., I solemnly cast my vote to consign Donald Trump to the criminal justice system. The most corrupt president in U.S. history knows that the only thing that separates him…
The Biden flyswatters are sold out. Hurry now, though, and you can have a Mike Pence bobble-head with Insecta Diptera perched just above his study brow – as seen on TV. Flies seek things rotten. When that now-famous fly chose a place to land in last…
Ten months and 200,000-plus deaths after it knew what we know now about this virus, the White House is saving some lives. Cramped, mask-less campaign rallies. Canceled. Sycophantic fundraisers. Canceled. Red-clad gatherings hosted by the Super-Spreader himself. Cancelled. Lives saved. Good information and precautions suddenly are enunciated.…
“Get rid of the ballots and you’ll have a peaceful ― there won’t be a transfer, frankly, there’ll be a continuation. The ballots are out of control. You know it.” – Donald Trump Out of control? Yes. Completely out of Trump’s control, as early and mail-in voting starts in several…
America is good at commemorating things. Not Red Square-good, but we hold our own. In my house, as a virus raged beyond our walls, we've batted about a date to remember, to designate, to have ceremonies and plaques and markers and names on walls, and all that.…
Just ’cause he said it doesn’t mean he said it. You mean saying he knowingly downplayed the dangers and dimensions of the virus? Yeah. Just ’cause he said what he said doesn’t mean he said what he said. Yeah. Just ask Vice President Pence, who said…
Back in September when a report emerged about a shakedown of Ukraine that got him impeached in December, I asked supporters of Donald Trump: “Did the man you helped elect sound like someone who asked the president of a foreign country to investigate the son of a political…
I wanted no part of the Republican National Convention. Never did I think I’d be hosting it. What a lovely Wednesday evening I was having, entirely free of racist lies and smarm. Then the GOP showed up. I heard the rattling of equipment in my backyard, the…
Welcome back to the Republican National Convention. To review, we had hoped, via a teeming arena in Florida, to infect as many as possible with our special brand of recklessness, but Gov. DeSantis beat us to that. So we’ve taken notes from the Democrats and will do it remotely.…