Now they’re tossing tea?

I missed last year’s protest. Fox News must not have covered it. Surely it happened. Flag-waving protesters last April packed town squares to denounce out-of-sight deficits and unaccounted-for dollar signs. Surely it happened: an orchestrated national repudiation of a president and his political enablers in Washington. That is, surely it happened last Tax Day, before…

Civil servants? Heaven forfend

Big weapons commanded the big letters in the headlines relaying the policy shift in the Pentagon. Defense Secretary Robert Gates would de-emphasize outer-space missile defense in favor of defenses on terra firma. He’d emphasize smaller ships over big ones. He would phase out the F-22 fighter and cancel a $13 billion splurge for a new…

Our seed-corn squanderers

Uh, oh. Here they come with charts, ominous charts — as scary as the times. In lines of red: deficits, crippling deficits, unconscionable deficits, the Obama deficits. The speakers pace back and forth, pointers pecking. And I’m wondering: Where were these birds the same time last year? Likely they were clucking about how the Bush…

Dress for success? In Texas, wear pads

Dress for success? In Texas, wear pads In basketball, they rate guard play by a turnovers-to-assists ratio. In football, they use interceptions-to-touchdowns to rate quarterbacks. I propose we start rating schools on their football-coach-to-guidance-counselor ratio. If we did, we’d start improving our turnovers/assists ratio. Assists: when we actually help a student figure out where he…

Stamped as ‘college material’?

In NBC’s series “Friday Night Lights,” a pampered high schooler goes into a senioritis death spiral. Why? She’s suddenly realized that with her middle-of-the-pack grades, the two Texas-college color schemes of her dreams — burnt orange and maroon — are out of the question. It’s hard to sympathize. Every student in this state with an…