Termites did not destroy my house. Neither will Trumpites destroy your democracy. But they will do damage, and it will be costly. Termites, and other wood or plant borers like the mountain pine beetle, leave a trail of dust. The Trumpites who have infested government leave jet trails as they engage their carnal pleasures on…
While you’re at it, Mr. President, burn the furniture. You’ve shoved the sofa up against the door. You’ve cut the phone lines. You’ve hung a bed sheet out the window. You’ve stripped off that dress shirt, donning that red tie as a head band. “Attica. Attica.” Donald Trump can’t tell Congress what to do, doesn’t…
The Denver Post’s top headline after one of the gun lobby’s very best customers killed 59 people from above read thusly: “NRA supports restriction.” Yes, the top story was what the NRA might do after all that killing. It wasn’t, “Congress admits cowardice in the face of carnage.” It wasn’t, “President lifts thumb to avert…
What a tremendous statue this will make: Donald Trump aboard his golf cart, his polo shirt overstuffed, his ball cap pulled down to his brow, observing the world from his secure tee box. An image for the ages, like Washington in the rowboat and MacArthur in the surf. Let us start carving the man for…