Do you remember the Tylenol scare? Not the truly scary one — in 1982 — when seven died from cyanide-tampered capsules. No, not that one. Do you remember the scare our president tried to trigger about Tylenol back in September? If you don’t, it means you didn’t toss the Tylenol when, though he couldn’t pronounce…
DetailsI’ll never forget it: The moment that the sight of Minute Rice caused tears to form. True, it could have been Rice-A-Roni. Could have been egg noodles or soy sauce. Of the secretion from my eyes, however, there was no doubt. I’d just been freed from nine months of veritable home confinement. From a world…
Details“What you gonna do? Arrest me?” Attribute that to (a) a president who since birth has thought himself above accountability; (b) a revenge-driven killer who has a lawman in his deadly grip. The answer should be (a) because it’s exactly how our president thinks. Factually, however, it is (b) from a scene in “Cape Fear,”…
DetailsCall them Justice Roberts and the Colonials. “Original intent”? Truly, they are of another era. When the butter churn was high-tech. When whittlin’ and fiddlin’ were home entertainment. When non-males were non-citizens. When black people were property. And why would they not? Slavery was legal precedent for 244 years. Court after court. Congress after Congress.…
DetailsFor the last four months, every time I gritted my teeth to refuel the car, I recalled a memory from three years ago: “Biden did this” stickers slapped on pumps next to the cost of a fill-up. In Biden’s last year in office, gasoline averaged slightly over $3 a gallon, says the U.S. Energy Information…
Details“Parasite (n): organism that lives on or in another organism (its host) and benefits by taking nutrients at the host’s expense.” Such life-sucking lifeforms are the topic of today’s commentary. One in particular. Not so fast. In this case, I’m not talking about the external, barnacle-style parasite, like the tick, the flea, the chigger, or…
DetailsNothing could be more debasing than to have fighters extract blood from each other on the White House lawn while fat cats urge them on. Or so you thought. Consider a more gruesome beat-down at this president’s pleasure. Unbeknownst to most Americans, a UFC-style pummeling transpired at Mar-a-Lago in April. Big Tobacco did the damage.…
DetailsKen Paxton. What can you say? To start out, say he can lie with the best. And by “best,” you know who that is. That would be the World’s Biggest Liar — WBL — he who commanded a stage on Jan. 6, 2021, shared by Paxton and select smarmy GOP conspirators. There the good ‘ol…
DetailsAs aggressively as they eat, they aren’t good eating. Filet one. I dare you. Their innards have the consistency of a wrestling mat. And the aroma. Actually, that’s only speculation. To eat any such catch you’d need an oil tanker of lemon juice. The thing is, though they shine and gleam in the stream, they…
DetailsDefine “we,” Mr. Secretary. The secretary of health — standing behind the president, who was nearly awake — stepped lively to field a question about the hantavirus on the cruise ship: “We’ve got it under control.” This would be true if he spoke broadly. “We,” meaning the human race. “We,” meaning the family of man.…
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