“I wonder what his ex-wife is thinking, knowing she put him over the top in South Carolina.” My wife, who said this, wasn’t being serious, of course. Who could profit from his ex-wife telling a national audience about him making a teensy weensy request: to mess around on her? This just before…
DetailsThe best line so far in the 2012 presidential derby? This from Joe Klein: “Authenticity is rapidly becoming a euphemism for simple ignorance. (Herman) Cain was authentic; Sarah Palin was authentic. Elitists — people who have actually studied complicated stuff and become experts at it — are phonies. Just ask Rush Limbaugh.” …
DetailsWhenever she sees gratuitous spending, my wife thinks like a dog-cat lover. She thinks of the animal shelters that money could build. Don’t look now, but whole cities of animal shelters are being expended in legal fees by states across the country to promote and defend something Americans least need: noncompetitive, lock-cinch, party-rigged…
DetailsLet’s say your neighbor spent his working hours cooking methamphetamine. Let’s say that instead of cooking it in the basement, confining lethal fumes to his home-sweet four walls and his two incinerated lungs, your neighbor cooked meth as one would a backyard brisket: over your fence. Let’s say that, nauseated by the…
DetailsThe subject here is destructive education policies. But first: Have you heard of the Capital One Cup? It goes to the two Division I NCAA schools that win the most titles each year in men’s and women’s sports. The prize? In addition to the glittering silver keepsake: $400,000 in athletic scholarships. Inspiring,…
DetailsMy wife knew what she was talking about, but her fine instincts were not enough to move me. “Write a Christmas book,” she said. Nothing sells like a Christmas book. It’s short. It’s seasonal. It sells. You get it as a gift, you regift it next Christmas. Sales receipts don’t lie.…
DetailsBecause I focused a lot of my writing life on small-town issues and a communal pact to educate my two sons and their peers, long ago I arrived at my own formula to justify, or not, a big sum of money. I broke down that sum into how many elementary schools it would build. Back…
DetailsIt was an amazing statement from a Republican, and just what Democrats wanted to hear. It came from ex-Colorado congressman, hard-right foghorn and recently candidate-for-everything Tom Tancredo: “I firmly believe this … The greatest threat to the country that our founding fathers put together is the man that’s sitting in the White…
DetailsHere’s the situation coming down the stretch: The Affordable Health Care Act is winning by a nose. That would be the one-vote majority by which the U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit upheld the constitutionality of the most sweeping reform of health care since Medicare. A Reagan appointee, of all…
DetailsThe long campaign continues. It's not quite a lifetime long, like Gandhi’s against violence. Nonetheless, many miles have passed beneath my sandals as I’ve advanced my theme. For more than a quarter century each year around Thanksgiving, I have carried out a lonely and thankless campaign about sweet potatoes. Message: Think before you eat.…
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