“Men are so strange,” said my wife, as Barack Obama made the ceremonial first pitch before the All-Star Game. She was remarking on the fact that Obama, so as not to shame himself by winging it up into the stands, had taken a few practice pitches in a subterranean batting cage. “Why would men worry…
DetailsDick Cheney, meet Oliver North. Donald Rumsfeld, meet Caspar Weinberger. George W. Bush, meet Ronald Reagan — he who, knowingly or not, presided over a rogue operation that resulted in 11 criminal convictions in the Iran-Contra scandal. Eric Holder, meet Elliott Richardson. Richardson was the attorney general who refused to fire Watergate prosecutor Archibald Cox…
DetailsHis credentials say “FBI,” but the rap sheet for Lovett Leslie Ledger Jr. says “one sick puppy.” He may claim to have had his head on straight when he used an air rifle to plug a tiny dog. He may claim that what he did is not so demented as to preclude him from carrying…
DetailsUpon hearing of Michael Jackson’s death, two pained sensations struck me: The first was sadness over creative brilliance being snuffed. The second was the knowledge that our celebrity construction/deconstruction machine was about to perform up to its usual, um, standards. And what a bravura performance it has been. I know this and I have abided…
Details“You have no right to remain silent. You have no right against self-incrimination. No attorney shall be appointed for you. Don’t like it? Who asked you?” Such are the court-tested Miranda warnings for the lab animals otherwise known as students. But at least one civil right now is affixed for students— the right not to…
DetailsFew athletes have had better college careers than Curtis Jerrells. For four years, he started every game at Baylor University, leading the team in scoring and assists each year. No one could watch this fearless floor leader from Austin’s Del Valle High and not project him in a pro uniform. No one, that is, except…
DetailsAudie Murphy had the kind of face you find on a baby shampoo bottle. He was every grandma’s grandson. So, after World War II, Hollywood wanted a crack at one of history’s most heavily decorated American soldiers. Among the amazing things about this man’s story is that, at least on the set, he didn’t crack.…
DetailsAs horrors from the streets of Tehran snake-danced past America’s eyes the other night, I had an eerie TV experience: viewing comparably unconscionable ugliness on the streets of America. It came from the 2007 documentary Chicago 10 — footage from the bloody riots during the 1968 Democratic National Convention. Chicago 10 is pulsing evidence that even in a…
DetailsThey remind me of the springer spaniel I once knew who fell in love with a moldy piece of rug. The fight put up last week by the social conservatives on the State Board of Education reminded me of the bared-teeth tug of war that ensued when someone tried to take that piece of rug…
DetailsThis time, as with last time, my Father’s Day offering to my dad is a nod upstairs. This is the second spring since his passing. Last spring about this time my brothers and I were elbow-deep in cleaning out the house of our childhood and his fatherhood. I’ll bet many who’ve been in this situation…
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