The new speaker of the Colorado House of Representatives is gay. So are five of his colleagues, all Democrats. Once closeted, marginalized and demonized, all are “in” by virtue of a progressive wave that now has the whole of Colorado governance in Democrats’ hands. Out? Former House Speaker Frank McNulty.…
DetailsHere’s a saying to savor in the silence of a post-election morn, when the robins sing, doves coo, and commercial breaks once again are back to glorious things like erectile deficits: The early bird (voter) gets the worm. Make that the White House. Another aphorism from 2012: A robocall gathers no votes.…
DetailsYou can’t always get what you wa-ant. You can’t always get what you wa-ant. But if you don’t take some time to make up your mind, you’ll get what you detest. Apologies to the Stones. No apologies to the Nader voters in Florida who elected George W.…
Details“His political platforms were only the wings of a windmill . . . His celebrated piety was that of a traveling salesman.” Sinclair Lewis’ line in It Can’t Happen Here describes a fictitious candidate who leads a populist-tinted corporate takeover of America. In other words: a tea party dream. Lewis could…
DetailsThe heavyweight bout was already won Tuesday night when the president turned to his rival, looked at only him, and delivered a knockout blow: “The suggestion that anybody on my team would play politics or mislead when we’ve lost four of our own, Governor, is offensive . . . That’s not what I do…
DetailsHead bone’s connected to the neck bone. Shoulder bone’s connected to the arm bone. Arm bone’s connected to the thumb bone. Thumb bone’s connected to the “mute” button. This election has been a pain in the neck bone. To win our hearts, the dueling sides cumulatively have spent enough to build…
DetailsYou wonder: How possible? Some crazed idealist immolates himself in the square. A small, hapless group of protesters makes the case against suffocating oppression. Protests get bigger. A general jumps ship here. A lieutenant jumps ship there. More protests emanate. And suddenly, stunningly, “school accountability” as we once knew it, and feared it…
DetailsIt’s time to stop dog piling on Mitt Romney for what he said about the “47 percent.” Time is better spent dogging him for what his words mean regarding public policy. After all, that’s what elections are supposed to be about. Let’s give the GOP standard-bearer credit for spawning, on tape amid…
DetailsI have no other explanation for this except in terms of the petri dish. None but the kind of culture that goes from throat swab to black plague. Take a moderate, statesmanlike, center-right Republican. Expose him constantly to the germs of extreme ideology and backwater stagnation. Watch fever consume him. Watch his…
DetailsThis is Quebec souring on maple syrup. This is France joining the Coalition of the Willing. This is Alabama lawmakers swearing off public use of Bible verses. This is Texas seeking a waiver from No Child Left Behind. For those current-events challenged, the first three are fanciful,…
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