I’ll never forget it: The moment that the sight of Minute Rice caused tears to form. True, it could have been Rice-A-Roni. Could have been egg noodles or soy sauce. Of the secretion from my eyes, however, there was no doubt. I’d just been freed from nine months of veritable home confinement. From a world…
“What you gonna do? Arrest me?” Attribute that to (a) a president who since birth has thought himself above accountability; (b) a revenge-driven killer who has a lawman in his deadly grip. The answer should be (a) because it’s exactly how our president thinks. Factually, however, it is (b) from a scene in “Cape Fear,”…
Call them Justice Roberts and the Colonials. “Original intent”? Truly, they are of another era. When the butter churn was high-tech. When whittlin’ and fiddlin’ were home entertainment. When non-males were non-citizens. When black people were property. And why would they not? Slavery was legal precedent for 244 years. Court after court. Congress after Congress.…
For the last four months, every time I gritted my teeth to refuel the car, I recalled a memory from three years ago: “Biden did this” stickers slapped on pumps next to the cost of a fill-up. In Biden’s last year in office, gasoline averaged slightly over $3 a gallon, says the U.S. Energy Information…
“Parasite (n): organism that lives on or in another organism (its host) and benefits by taking nutrients at the host’s expense.” Such life-sucking lifeforms are the topic of today’s commentary. One in particular. Not so fast. In this case, I’m not talking about the external, barnacle-style parasite, like the tick, the flea, the chigger, or…
Nothing could be more debasing than to have fighters extract blood from each other on the White House lawn while fat cats urge them on. Or so you thought. Consider a more gruesome beat-down at this president’s pleasure. Unbeknownst to most Americans, a UFC-style pummeling transpired at Mar-a-Lago in April. Big Tobacco did the damage.…
Ken Paxton. What can you say? To start out, say he can lie with the best. And by “best,” you know who that is. That would be the World’s Biggest Liar — WBL — he who commanded a stage on Jan. 6, 2021, shared by Paxton and select smarmy GOP conspirators. There the good ‘ol…
As aggressively as they eat, they aren’t good eating. Filet one. I dare you. Their innards have the consistency of a wrestling mat. And the aroma. Actually, that’s only speculation. To eat any such catch you’d need an oil tanker of lemon juice. The thing is, though they shine and gleam in the stream, they…
Define “we,” Mr. Secretary. The secretary of health — standing behind the president, who was nearly awake — stepped lively to field a question about the hantavirus on the cruise ship: “We’ve got it under control.” This would be true if he spoke broadly. “We,” meaning the human race. “We,” meaning the family of man.…
Before getting to what a brazen billionaire has in mind for CBS News and CNN, let’s talk about Stephen Colbert. Colbert’s show goes off the air May 21, yanked by CBS in advance of a hostile takeover. “Economic decision,” said network brass. That’s cheap lunch meat. Colbert has been the late-night leader most of his…