You’ve got to give it to Southern Baptists. When they do implosions . . . Two, count ’em, two spectacular demolitions visited Baylor University mere days apart. First – boom, boom, boom – the 66-year-old pillars under stoic but still highly functional Floyd Casey Stadium took lethal injection by dynamite. And then.…
Compassion. Compassion. Compassion. Thumbing through the Bible, I’m looking for something about compassion. Oh, that’s right. It’s everywhere. Start with that Golden Rule thing. No need to cite chapter or verse to know there’s nothing Christian at all about the response attributed to conservative Christians regarding so-called bathroom bills. There’s nothing remotely…
Before discussing a sensitive subject, let us recite the Rotary Four-Way Test: “Is it the truth? Is it fair to all concerned? Will it build goodwill and friendships? Will it be beneficial to all concerned?” I’m not a Rotarian. I just like the Rotary Test for conduct. If our actions met that…
That was pretty snarky of TV’s Samantha Bee to enlist Michelle Branch to retool her 2000 hit “Goodbye to You” as “Goodbye to Cruz.” However, when Branch sang of Ted Cruz, “I wanna punch you and ignore you at the same time,” let us acknowledge that she spoke not just for effete liberal entertainment types…
“The horror. The horror. . .” – closing lines from “Apocalypse Now.” I didn’t think of contrasting the Republican Party’s current situation with Francis Ford Coppola’s movie masterpiece until the New York Times editorialized about Donald Trump’s ascendancy and the Republican Party’s “trek into darkness.” “Apocalypse Now,” based on Joseph Conrad’s “Heart of Darkness,” is…
Eeyore’s Birthday Party has come and gone in Austin again without scads of arrests. This is testament once again to the fact that our nation’s marijuana laws are silly. Not just silly. Sillier than your Aunt Vidalia on the wacky weed. If marijuana laws were serious, the nation’s jails this week would…
Ever since his rise from political obscurity in Texas, observers have used words for Ted Cruz like “smart” and “shrewd.” Watching him on the campaign trail, I’m thinking, “Not so much.” Here’s how smart Ted Cruz is. His “New York values” snideness in the pre-Iowa debate, which helped him win a whole eight delegates there,…
The current Texas Monthly is a special issue – a .38 Special, if you will. It’s about guns. Page after page, see and hear about Texans and their rods. A cover shot and photo gallery show people and their beloved rifles, carbines and sidearms. See former Texas Land Commissioner Jerry Patterson pose with his Colt…
At first glance, HB 16-1396, passed recently by the Democratic-controlled Colorado House, looked like one of those pointless and petty bills — like Congress’ designating National Tap Dance Day (May 20). However, I’ve thought about HB 16-1396 a little more. I now realize it isn’t pointless, it isn’t petty, and it’s not a small matter.…
“Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it.” Donald Trump in 40 words or fewer. Understand, now: Those words aren’t from The Donald. They’re from The Joker, lines cackled by the…