It was the year of the “angry fire god.” In the ’90s comedy “Joe Versus the Volcano,” that was the islanders’ name for the great Volcano Woo — a role that our president sought to reprise in 2017. From on high, Donald Trump flung smoke and rocks and steam. He slurred his words as his…
“Good one,” said the creepy little man on Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ shoulder: “Litigated.” The White House spokeswoman had just said questions pertaining to the sexual assaults (alleged), or sexual harassment (alleged), or aggressive perversity (certifiable) by Donald Trump had been “litigated and certainly answered” in the 2016 election. This would make it the only case…
The man didn’t look like he was from Mar-a-Lago – very gaunt, sort of green, parts of him having fallen off. But, of course, Marley the accountant had returned from the grave. “How did you get in here?” asked Donald Trump. “How did you become president?” asked Marley. “Some things have no earthly explanation.” “Ah,…
“President Donald Trump’s rally in Missouri was a set-piece of distortion about taxes and the economy” that “compounded his growing legacy of false tales on Twitter . . .” Those weren’t the opening lines from some loser liberal commentator. They were from the Associated Press. The editors at AP at some point realized that their…