‘Tick-tock,’ says the Trump Corruption Clock

            I’m not one to judge body parts. Purportedly, however, Donald Trump has small extremities.             Hands, particularly.             Now, picture a clock: the Donald Trump Corruption Clock. The white-gloved hands – one bigger, one just small — always point away from himself.             Such busy hands. Tick-tock. Even the…

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Donald Trump: loser

            He won an election — with 3 million fewer votes than his opponent.             He got a tax cut that made filthy-rich people feel filthier so.             He got those two Supreme Court justices, one squeaking by with a Senate GOP margin sliced to a hairpin by voters revolted…

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Standing around oblivious to flames

            Two views this week stand as a haunting portrait of planetary distress.             From the ground: Frantic kangaroos bound in silhouetted stampede against advancing hellfire.             From the sky: Flames and smoke literally ring the Australian continent, its outer reaches charred like unattended toast.             No wonder right-wing politicians…

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Happy New Year from the Conserva-Myth Party

            In time for New Year’s Eve, a big lie on a big Colorado billboard: “A Coloradan is killed every three days in a marijuana-related traffic crash,” it shouts.             Republican-dominated Weld County has deployed this demonstrable falsehood and other reefer-maddening roadside claims in a taxpayer-funded anti-pot campaign.             It’s…

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