What did he eat while his worshippers ransacked our Capitol? Did he pop bonbons? Chocolate or cherry? Did he order Chinese? Did a noble DoorDash dispatch persist through the haze and bear spray to bring unto the king his Quarter Pounder? Thanks to the Jan. 6 Committee, you and I know what else Donald Trump…
DetailsThe largest mackerel ever caught tipped the scales at 93 pounds. Imagine one of those across the face. No need for Republicans in Wisconsin. They felt it last month in what was touted as the most important election of 2023. Smack. In the vote for a seat on the state supreme court with abortion rights…
DetailsRepublicans in the Texas Senate have advanced a bill to post the Ten Commandments in all public classrooms. It has a twist, however. Under the bill, Commandment 8’s “thou shalt not bear false witness” will be amended with “except with elections lost by Donald Trump and attendant baseless claims of rampant voter fraud.” The truth…
DetailsBeauty is skin deep, but stupid is to the bone. I didn’t come up with that. The stupidity that today passes for governance in some places, however, inspires me to coin a term. Call it the “One Dumb Person” doctrine. Actually, credit for this thought goes to Salon’s Amanda Marcotte, blasting Florida’s new “parental rights”…
DetailsI know you are asking today: “How long will it take?” When Martin Luther King Jr. addressed that question in March of 1965, he wasn’t talking of the intractable national tragedy of gun violence, but it’s a cause he’d lead today. Three years later on an April evening, a high-powered killing device would take him…
DetailsEarly vote-count results were encouraging, so he planned a victory speech. Then the tally went sour, and so did he. “It was stolen from me,” said Donald Trump. Over the next few weeks Trump pestered state officials alleging irregularities. He threatened to sue. “Fraud,” he declared without a shred of evidence. But Ted Cruz had…
DetailsDo you suffer the pain, itch and night sweats of contextual CRT in schools? Has intersectionality harmed the unwitting young near you? Have you noticed the debilitating condition of DEI in businesses and agencies around you? Have any of your governmental institutions developed the syndrome of ESG? If you are wondering about these terms, don’t…
DetailsYou have the right to remain silent. Any incriminating thing that you haven’t already tweeted will be held against you in a court of law. You have the right to a lawyer. If you exhaust the Greater New York Yellow Pages looking in vain, we’ll provide one. Indictment – one likely to be just the…
DetailsIf any evidence were needed that the essence of Republicanism in 2023 is petty white grievance, consider the hit job on an Idaho community college. Behold, North Idaho College: so evil as it teaches young adults of Kootenai County diesel mechanics and radiography. So demonic as it provides low-cost core courses for people otherwise priced…
DetailsPete Buttigieg chose his words with care. In an MSNBC interview, the secretary of transportation easily could have scapegoated someone for the disaster at East Palestine, Ohio. But an investigation is in the works. As a responsible person, Buttigieg signaled that he’d wait for facts. Unlike, for instance, someone who hauled a bunch of “Trump”…
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