Donald Trump is backpedaling like Primo Carnera. Stunned and harried, he hears the blessed bell. But it’s an illusion. The fighter before him is ringing his chimes. Who is this Primo Carnera person? Only a boxing nerd knows. The reason is that in a 1935 boxing match some well-placed blows by young Joe Louis made…
“We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven’t you?” I’ve thought about that line from Alfred Hitchcock’s “Psycho” ever since I saw JD Vance in drag. The “little mad” line comes from cross-dressing psycho killer Norman Bates, who, like Vance, is a little bit odd. How odd, we only find out in the shower scene.…
They came packed in boats – rain-drenched, wide-eyed, every color in the crayon box. MAGA’s nightmare. Except for the blazers, in dazzling colors. Except for the well-fed and athletic builds. Except for the joy, the anticipation as the River Seine delivered them to glory on the Olympics’ glittering opening night in Paris. Oh. Never mind.…
If Donald Trump said road apples tasted better than sweet red ones, Republican leaders would hustle out and sink their teeth into the nearest dairy dropping. Ted Cruz would roast his at the end of an AK. Being one who wants Trump, Cruz and party to lose and lose big, when I heard the stupid…