OMG! The Venezuelans took over!!!
I had just turned off MSNBC when the doorbell rang. A dark-skinned man stood outside. He pointed a menacing weapon at my head (later Googled as a laser-sighted bazooka). “Salir de su casa,” he ordered. Venezuelan for, “Get outta your house.” We exited onto barren streets, hands aloft. “So, Trump was right,” I said. We…