Captain Clueless crashes the economy
If it weren’t so disastrous, it would be a comedy classic. The day of the great stock sell-off was like one particularly side-splitting scene in the movie “Airplane”: “Flight 209 now arriving at Gate 8 . . .” “Gate 9.” “Gate 10.” “Gate 13.” “Gate 15. . .” The Associated Press’s headline April 3 around…