I’ve loved Steve Kornacki. Loooved Steve Kornacki. As the MSNBC election numbers guy, he’s one of the most amazing talents on television. He can recite more about American counties and voting habits than Google can spit up. Well, this Election Night, I started to hate Steve Kornacki. As the results grew desperate for my cause,…
DetailsWhen a whistle-blower reported that then-President Trump had dangled military aid to Ukraine like a cat toy in an extortive bid to get President Zelensky to launch a probe of Joe Biden, Trump denied it. My first reaction in this column: “Sounds to me like something he’d do. How about you?” He did it. He…
DetailsLet’s dispense with the “Are you better off today than four years ago?” pitch. Most people for whom this might matter only see the price of eggs – statistical evidence be damned. Job figures? Great. Stock market? Soaring. Inflation? Moderated. Ah, forget it. Anyway, my wife has a better question to jog political memories: If…
Details“People in the Republican Party feel very comfortable disenfranchising people, throwing out their votes. Anyone who thinks the opposite has been purged from the Republican Party.” That’s former acting U.S. solicitor general Neal Katyal talking. Such a statement would sound over the top if not coming from one of the nation’s leading legal minds. Are…
DetailsJon Stewart didn’t let Bill Adair finish his sentence, so I’ll do it. Adair, father of Pulitzer Prize-winning fact-checker PolitiFact, was discussing his book “Beyond the Big Lie” on “The Daily Show.” A theme of the book is that though politicians of all stripes lie, the GOP’s devotion to it so far exceeds the other…
DetailsIf you ever wondered what makes a snake slippery, it’s not spray tan. That goo comes from a thin coat of fatty lubricant in a network of scales. We saw the slime at work the other night on TV. No, it wasn’t a Jack Hanna segment. If viewers stayed till the end of the vice…
DetailsI had just turned off MSNBC when the doorbell rang. A dark-skinned man stood outside. He pointed a menacing weapon at my head (later Googled as a laser-sighted bazooka). “Salir de su casa,” he ordered. Venezuelan for, “Get outta your house.” We exited onto barren streets, hands aloft. “So, Trump was right,” I said. We…
DetailsIn Colorado, a certain number of specialty license plates show an image of the light purple-and-white state flower, the columbine, and the phrase, “Respect Life.” It’s tender and thoughtful, near poetry. And it’s propaganda. The state’s last Republican governor, Bill Owens, authorized it in 2000 after lawmakers rejected the idea. He said it memorialized the…
Details(With apologies to George Thorogood and the Destroyers) On the day I was born/ the nurses all gathered ‘round And they gazed in wide wonder/ at the joy they had found The head nurse spoke up/ said, “Leave this one alone.” She could tell right away/ I was a fraud to the bone. Fraud to…
DetailsIt was Aug. 26, 2019, in Biarritz, France, and Donald Trump greeted a friend as only he could – and get away with it politically. Having repeatedly disgraced himself as our face and voice at another G7 economic conference, Trump topped things off in Trump style. As a sit-down with brutal Egyptian military ruler Abdel…
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